Dear fellow Metro riders,
I know there were a number of interior seats on the train this morning but at 6-feet, 3-inches tall, I don't fit into them. I could lose all the weight humanly possible and still not fit because the seats are placed entirely too close together and my legs are too long. If you could please not look at me like a moron because I'm not sitting, I'd really appreciate it.
Oh, and for the guy the other day who made a point of blocking the platform so I couldn't get around and therefore, almost get hit by a train: You're a douchewaffle.